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Shut up, crime! I am the Crimson Bolt!

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Posted by Ryan - January 12th, 2010


Fanatiker zeit.

Also hot CoD gayness

Halt!


Posted by Ryan - May 5th, 2009


It has its charms. <3

I've been delving into Rule #34 again...


Posted by Ryan - March 27th, 2009


So, it's my fifth year of Newgrounds come this gloomy morn. Not sure what to say about it, other than NG has been a great part of my life and has always kept me entertained. Though i'm planning on joining the army in a few years (unless I fail D:) I hope i'll still be there in the next five so I can make another lame blog post about it.

Guess that's all, I really do enjoy this community we have here.

Cheers.

Also, pic of me and Mr. Bonkers.

Five years...


Posted by Ryan - February 3rd, 2009


I'd fuck me

I'd fuck me HARD.

om nom nom

Also eat a dick David you gimp stalking faggot.

Presents.

Would you fuck me?


Posted by Ryan - January 16th, 2009


Noo!

No, no, no, no it's not that, it's 'nee'.


Posted by Ryan - November 19th, 2008


Fun fact: Fellow Paltalk fruitcake dry-ice has pepperoni nipples.

But what you don't know...Is that it's spreading.

Discuss.

Protip: TheJamoke is good at flashings.

The discussion and theory of pepperoni nipples


Posted by Ryan - November 7th, 2008


So what will it be:

Fire Truck or Spaceman?

I was also thinking along the lines of crime fighting lawyer, but i'll keep that as a failsafe.

THIS IS FOR MR. PEPPERONI NIPPLES

ALSO RELEVANT

So i'm thinking of getting a full time job again...


Posted by Ryan - June 19th, 2008


: At 6/19/08 06:43 PM, Davidzx wrote:
: : everyones allowed a comment yes, but it still doesnt exactly prove anything. also as I mentions there is no proof to prove somthing that doesnt exist when refering to what is better.

For more information please search: davidzx, fag, faget, butt-pirate, one, leg, child, porn, paltalk, bounced, banned, dotted, idiot, david game, annoying.

A memoir of david.


Posted by Ryan - May 21st, 2008


INCEST IS COOL!

/ / ( . Y . ) \ \

Also plank dick.

So I had this idea about two gnomes...


Posted by Ryan - April 12th, 2008


Banana

Lick lick