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Day 0 (oh hey look at me I'm bein' a coop)
Stayed up all night hopped up on AMP and good vibes. Feelin' fine~
Cut my nose while shaving due to so much AMP and lack of sleep. Fuck life~
Take blue line train, get to airport, get lost, wander around, finally give up and crawl into a ball and cry, black dude hooks me up with my check in area, 'Twenty five bucks just to check one bag!? fuck you!', check my bag, go through security area which was not so bad, look for a snack due to lack of eating caused by recent food poisoning that I got on Monday last week but I'll get to that later, get snack, 'Almost ten bucks for a coke and some M&M's!? Fuck you!', buy it anyways and then I guess I waited for my plane or something.
After taking my flight it was pretty easy from then on. Took airtrain and then the regular train from airport and found Gory waiting for me at the top of the stairs. Apparently he was waiting for Techno as he was on the same train as me but he's a momdoof and we both literally had to track him down. All I can say is, if Techno ever got lost in the woods and was told to stay put...he would be dead within the hour by um...bears or something~
He's pretty cute though :3
Then me Gorles and Zachypoof leave the dungeon esque NYC underground and enter the bright of day. With a bit of walking and my bag being retarded huge and annoying to carry we soon met up with more fags (Dave, Joe and Justin Bieber (AKA Tystarr)) and then we entered the bar area to find Dannyjay and my boyfriend dickberns and the mean lady who stole him from me, Mary (she likes candy). Hugs were had for all.
Unfortunately Techno and Gorles had to split as most of us had shit to drop off at Daves. We then navigated the tunnels lead by dear Dave who kept molesters at bay with his own demonic rapeface, thank god for that, and arrived at his love palace. There we found sweet little Shinobi (Dave's italian greyhound) and his two n****rcats. We then dropped our bags and attacked the city with our faggotism.
With a little traveling our first real stop and destination was of course the Karaoke bar. Much singing, dancing, and all around good times were had. There's no way I could possibly remember everyone's name of who I met that first night, but to sum up the super COOL people:
Luis (again, he super likes ponies btw)
Mike (he is the best dancing stripper ever)
Grub (he's gay)
and so many others, which you know who you are you fruits.
My most favoritest parts were easily when me and Techno sang a duet of Don't Stop Me Now by Queen (was ballin' yo) and when nearly half the karaoke group got together to sing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Eventually we had to leave the Karaoke place as thems asians are super lame. Once everyone was outside the group was immense, easily 30+ people. After walking however we slowly started to break off into smaller groups. My group went off to a hookah bar which was later joined in by super cool guys Tom and Mike (omg kawaii). So yeah, weez the coolest group to chill with obviously.
After some time spent there we headed off back to Daves where we would all spend the night. First nights group was (if I recall correctly):
While Merc and Mary spent their night busily bangin' and Joe pretty much instantly fell asleep as soon as he arrived the rest of us joined the internets and looked to find underaged boobs. Yep, that's exactly what we did.
...and we got them.
To be continued~
EDIT: to never be continued due to lazy~