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Ryan
Shut up, crime! I am the Crimson Bolt!

Ryan @Ryan

Age 32, Male

Illinois, IL

Joined on 3/27/04

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Posted by Ryan - May 27th, 2010


Figured I should get around to blabbing about this on here too. MEPS is finished and doing future soldier training every week. Aside from that, very bored from lack of working.

At least I can bench press the alphabet. Yeah.


Posted by Ryan - January 12th, 2010


Fanatiker zeit.

Also hot CoD gayness

Halt!


Posted by Ryan - March 27th, 2009


So, it's my fifth year of Newgrounds come this gloomy morn. Not sure what to say about it, other than NG has been a great part of my life and has always kept me entertained. Though i'm planning on joining the army in a few years (unless I fail D:) I hope i'll still be there in the next five so I can make another lame blog post about it.

Guess that's all, I really do enjoy this community we have here.

Cheers.

Also, pic of me and Mr. Bonkers.

Five years...


Posted by Ryan - February 3rd, 2009


I'd fuck me

I'd fuck me HARD.

om nom nom

Also eat a dick David you gimp stalking faggot.

Presents.

Would you fuck me?


Posted by Ryan - January 16th, 2009


Noo!

No, no, no, no it's not that, it's 'nee'.


Posted by Ryan - November 19th, 2008


Fun fact: Fellow Paltalk fruitcake dry-ice has pepperoni nipples.

But what you don't know...Is that it's spreading.

Discuss.

Protip: TheJamoke is good at flashings.

The discussion and theory of pepperoni nipples


Posted by Ryan - November 7th, 2008


So what will it be:

Fire Truck or Spaceman?

I was also thinking along the lines of crime fighting lawyer, but i'll keep that as a failsafe.

THIS IS FOR MR. PEPPERONI NIPPLES

ALSO RELEVANT

So i'm thinking of getting a full time job again...


Posted by Ryan - June 19th, 2008


At 6/19/08 06:43 PM, Davidzx wrote: everyones allowed a comment yes, but it still doesnt exactly prove anything. also as I mentions there is no proof to prove somthing that doesnt exist when refering to what is better.

For more information please search: davidzx, fag, faget, butt-pirate, one, leg, child, porn, paltalk, bounced, banned, dotted, idiot, david game, annoying.

A memoir of david.


Posted by Ryan - May 21st, 2008


INCEST IS COOL!

/ / ( . Y . ) \ \

Also plank dick.

So I had this idea about two gnomes...


Posted by Ryan - April 12th, 2008


Banana

Lick lick